Thursday, May 10, 2012

Where oh where have I been....?

Dear loyal Evil Office readers. I wanted to update you as to my recent MIA status. Well, I can explain it as this: I need to make more money! That's the bottom line, simple and easy to understand. Yes, my resolution was to dive head long into the world of business, that I criticize so callously. You see, I have been ignoring my duties as of late and it has affected me financially. And, to all my broke brothers in arms, I could not sympathize with you more.

So, in an effort to keep my fiscal responsibility in the black, and to treat a certain lady like she should be treated, (right L.? xx) I have to lay off the posting for awhile. Yeah, like there will be many tears.

But never fear! I will be posting, just not as regular. Look for a new post every couple of days. But please keep coming by here, and please also visit my other column at Blogcritics.

I thank you for your patronage, and I hope the new year finds you all well. As for me, I hope the new year finds me rolling naked on the floor over a big pile of money! If that happens, I will definitely post pictures...um, then again, maybe some moments are better left to the imagination.

Peace out....

T.

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